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A new teacher is marking attendance. She comes across the name “hijkm” and says, “There is a name here that is written h-i-j-k-m. I’m sorry, I’m not sure how to pronounce this name,”
A girl raises her hand: “That’s me, ma’m, and it’s pronounced Noelle”.
An engineer, chef, and a mathematician go out to dinner at their favorite restaurant and grill. They’re sharing some jokes over their snacks and laughing when a fire starts behind the grill.
Seeing the staff panicking, the engineer quickly calculates exactly how much water he’ll need to put it out and runs in the back for a bucket.
The chef, from his own experience can tell it’s a grease fire so he runs in back to find salt.
The Mathematician looks at his friends, then to the fire. Upon realizing there is a solution, he promptly continues eating.
How many Apple enthusiasts does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don’t change the light bulb, they just buy a new house.
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on what you want to change it into.
A Roman senator comes into the senate fifteen minutes late one day. Cicero is up front making a speech, so he creeps into his seat as quietly as possible and whispers to the guy next to him, “What’s he talking about?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, he hasn’t gotten to the verb.”
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Teacher: Why is your paper in blank?
Student: Sometimes Silence is the best answer.
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
— Dave Barry
I met one of my Maths teachers yesterday.
We greeted and she asked me directions to the ICICI Bank.
I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round bit up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That’s where the bank is.
This priest is very, by his own admission, pedantic. The trouble, we think, is that the occasion is all wrong.
Its a classic video that is circulated often and loved every single time.
A neutron walked into the pizzeria.
Ordered the most expensive pizza.
Ate it and asked for the check
The cashier looked at him and said, “For you, no charge.”
Q.1 – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans. – In his Last Battle..
Q.2 – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans. – At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3 – What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans. – Marriage..
Q.4 – Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans. – Liquid State..
Q.5 – When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..
Q.6 – How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans – By Preparing Mango Shake..!!
I was at IKEA with my friend the other day, and I saw a coffee table called “Bias”
I said “Well, we can’t get this one!”
“Why not?” He asked.
“Look at it” I replied. “It’s leaning to one side.”
A lady was taking her first golf lesson. She asked the instructor, “Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”
“P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied. “P-u-t means to place something where you want it. P-u-t-t means, merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”