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Errm.. Claude Code is not 10 years old yet

Posted on June 29, 2026 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Errm.. Claude Code is not 10 years old yet
Memes, Office Memes

On second thoughts, the salary for that role makes me want to pretend…

Today’s Office Humour Idea

Posted on June 26, 2026 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Today’s Office Humour Idea
Memes, Office Memes

Not Siamese twins, those two

Posted on May 26, 2026 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Not Siamese twins, those two
English Jokes

Moms will be moms

Posted on May 17, 2026 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Moms will be moms
English Jokes

Here is some Mom talk.

Issac Newton’s mother– “But did you wash the apple before eating it?”

Thomas Edison’s mother– Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!”

Abraham Lincoln’s mother– “Now that you have become President for heaven’s sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit.”

James Watt’s mother– “If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now.”

Alexander Graham Bell’s mother– “You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours.”

Galileo Galilei’s mother– “What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano.”

Samuel Morse’s mother– “Make sure your school report card doesn’t have only dashes and dots.”

Mona Lisa’s mother– “After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?”

Michelangelo’s mother– “Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”

Albert Einstein’s mother– “Can’t you do something about your hair? Use styling gel or something?”

Danial Fahrenheit’s mother– “Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea.”

Georg Ohm’s mother– “I don’t like you resisting everything I say.”

Robert Boyle’s mother– “If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative.”

Christopher Columbus’ mother– “I don’t care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”

Book Prequels

Posted on May 3, 2026May 3, 2026 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Book Prequels
English Jokes

Well, you have to be a bit of a reader to get this joke, but that’s the fun of it.

Which is your favorite? Mine is Remarque.

How Rare?

Posted on April 16, 2026 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on How Rare?
English Jokes

जाड़े पर कविता

Posted on January 5, 2026 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on जाड़े पर कविता
Hindi Jokes, Just Indian Things, हिन्दी जोक्स

ठंड ही ठंड है,
यह बड़ी प्रचंड है,
कक्ष शीत से भरा,
बर्फ से ढकी धरा,
यत्न कर संभाल लो,
यह समय निकाल लो,
वीर तुम अड़े रहो, रजाई में पड़े रहो

चाय – चाय मची रहे,
पकौड़ियाँ सजी रहे,
मुंह कभी थके नहीं,
रजाई भी हटे नहीं,
लाख मिन्नतें करे,
स्नान से बचे रहो,
वीर तुम अड़े रहो, रजाई में पड़े रहो

एक प्रण किए रहो,
रजाई मे घुसे रहो,
तुम निडर डटो वहीं,
पलंग से हटो नहीं,
मातृ की लताड़ हो,
या पितृ की दहाड़ हो,
वीर तुम अड़े रहो, रजाई में पड़े रहो

बधिर बन सुनो नहीं,
निष्कर्म से डरो नहीं,
प्रातः हो कि रात हो,
संग हो न साथ हो,
पलंग पर पड़े रहो,
तुम वहीं डटे रहो,,
वीर तुम अड़े रहो, रजाई में पड़े रहो😄😄😄

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How taxi drivers are really made

Posted on September 28, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on How taxi drivers are really made
English Jokes

All that AI investment

Posted on June 23, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on All that AI investment
Memes, Office Memes

More Puns

Posted on May 30, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on More Puns
puns

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.

I didn’t like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

Why is ‘dark’ spelt with a k and not c?
Because you can’t ‘c’ in the dark.

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
Well, because time will tell.

Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.

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