Here is some Mom talk.
Issac Newton’s mother– “But did you wash the apple before eating it?”
Thomas Edison’s mother– Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!”
Abraham Lincoln’s mother– “Now that you have become President for heaven’s sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit.”
James Watt’s mother– “If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now.”
Alexander Graham Bell’s mother– “You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours.”
Galileo Galilei’s mother– “What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano.”
Samuel Morse’s mother– “Make sure your school report card doesn’t have only dashes and dots.”
Mona Lisa’s mother– “After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?”
Michelangelo’s mother– “Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”
Albert Einstein’s mother– “Can’t you do something about your hair? Use styling gel or something?”
Danial Fahrenheit’s mother– “Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea.”
Georg Ohm’s mother– “I don’t like you resisting everything I say.”
Robert Boyle’s mother– “If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative.”
Christopher Columbus’ mother– “I don’t care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”
