The Indian Stock Market has been in turmoil (like the rest of the world, really) in recent times.
Since humour is the best antidote to sad times, someone intelligent thought this up:
BSE: Bombay Se Exit
NSE: Nation Se Exit
F/O : Future Over
NIFTY: No Income For This Year
PE: Plunge Endless
EBITDA : Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
HNI: Has No Idea
PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam
SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently.
IPO – Instant Portfolio Obliteration
FOMO – Fear Of More Outflows
ETF – Everything Tanking Fast
ROI- Regret On Investment
EPS-Earnings Probably Shrinking
NAV- Not Any Value
CAGR – Constantly Avoiding Green Returns
SIP-Systematic Investment Pain
