The Indian Stock Market has been in turmoil (like the rest of the world, really) in recent times.
Since humour is the best antidote to sad times, someone intelligent thought this up:
BSE: Bombay Se Exit NSE: Nation Se Exit F/O : Future Over NIFTY: No Income For This Year PE: Plunge Endless EBITDA : Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again HNI: Has No Idea PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam
SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently.
IPO – Instant Portfolio Obliteration FOMO – Fear Of More Outflows ETF – Everything Tanking Fast ROI- Regret On Investment EPS-Earnings Probably Shrinking NAV- Not Any Value CAGR – Constantly Avoiding Green Returns SIP-Systematic Investment Pain
We knew this wasn’t going to end well when they started calling themselves “Front end” and “Back end”. Then came vibe, and all the programming vibe was….
