Issac Newton’s mother– “But did you wash the apple before eating it?”
Thomas Edison’s mother– Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!”
Abraham Lincoln’s mother– “Now that you have become President for heaven’s sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit.”
James Watt’s mother– “If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now.”
Alexander Graham Bell’s mother– “You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours.”
Galileo Galilei’s mother– “What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano.”
Samuel Morse’s mother– “Make sure your school report card doesn’t have only dashes and dots.”
Mona Lisa’s mother– “After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?”
Michelangelo’s mother– “Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”
Albert Einstein’s mother– “Can’t you do something about your hair? Use styling gel or something?”
Danial Fahrenheit’s mother– “Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea.”
Georg Ohm’s mother– “I don’t like you resisting everything I say.”
Robert Boyle’s mother– “If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative.”
Christopher Columbus’ mother– “I don’t care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”
Bhura’s family went to see a girl for him. After tea, snacks and small talk in the drawing room were over, the girl’s father slowly brought up the main topic: “So, what work does your son do currently ?” Bhura’s father adjusted his glasses, cleared his throat and started a full corporate-style presentation: “Look, our Bhura is currently the Founder and Managing Director of an agro-based Direct-to-Consumer start-up. We deal in the organic health and wellness sector.” Hearing this, the girl’s father was already half impressed. “Wow ! So what exactly is your product ?” Bhura’s father continued confidently: “Our main portfolio consists of high-protein roasted legumes and traditional caramelised sweets. We source raw materials directly from the wholesale supply chain, then dry-roast them in our own thermal processing unit. And the biggest highlight is that our packaging is 100% eco-friendly and bio-degradable !”
The girl’s family was amazed hearing all this. It sounded like a big multinational company ! The girl’s uncle couldn’t resist asking: “So where is your company’s main office ? And how many employees do you have ?” Without getting nervous at all, Bhura’s father replied: “Look, this is the era of modern lean startups, so we avoid unnecessary expenses like shop rent and electricity bills. We have a mobile retail outlet, which shifts its location daily depending on traffic and public footfall. And the entire operation is handled by my son alone — he’s a solo-preneur !” Now the girl’s father was completely confused. He felt this English was beyond his understanding. So he said: “I didn’t quite understand this marketing language. Could you explain in simple terms what exactly the boy does ?”
At that moment, the boy’s close friend sitting in the corner spoke softly: “Uncle, what he means is that our brother runs a roadside cart at the highway selling Peanuts, Roasted Chickpeas and Revdi ! He roasts chickpeas in sand in a pan and serves them to customers in folded newspaper packets.
