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एक इंजीनियर पुत्र ने अमरीका से फोन ला कर मनोरंजन के लिए अपनी बुंदेलखंडी पूज्य माताजी को गिफ्ट किया…
एलेक्सा से काम करवाने के लिए थोडी बहुत इंग्लिश भी सिखा दी….
अम्मा का खूब मन लग गया..
एलेक्सा और अम्मा खूब अच्छे फ्रैन्ड स बन गए ..एक साल बाद बेटा अमरीका से जब लौटकर आया …पूछा कैसी हो अम्मा??एलेक्सा तुम्हारे सवालों के जवाब ठीक से देती है ना???
अम्मा बहुत खुश होकर बोली …खुदई देख लो बेटा..
अम्मा- ऐ एलेक्सा कहाँ हो????
एलेक्सा- जे का जिज्जी इतईं तो परे हैं खटिया के नेंचे ….
We might think that CEOs are at the top of the power hierarchy.
But ask a CEO in private and they will tell you the pains of their life. The need to think and speak like a visionary but get evaluated on quarterly results.
Dealing with Boards.
Dealing with Teams.
Today, we present 3 memes. This series is called #JustCEOThings
#JustCEOThings is a crowdsourced project. Send us your memes at majorscomedy@gmail.com and we will publish them with credit to you.
We bring you a Ponanza – a Pun Bonanza!
# I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
# England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
# A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
# A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.
# – When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.
# – I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
# – Why is ‘dark’ spelt with a k and not c?
Because you can’t ‘c’ in the dark.
# – Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
Well, because time will tell.
# – Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
# – I’m trying to organize a hide-n-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
# – I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness!!!
As usual, she nails it so totally!!!
Q.1 – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans. – In his Last Battle..
Q.2 – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans. – At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3 – What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans. – Marriage..
Q.4 – Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans. – Liquid State..
Q.5 – When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..
Q.6 – How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans – By Preparing Mango Shake..!!
Today’s parent meme – every parent will identify with!
Isn’t she just too good?!
