Comedy Majors

While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Minister :-
“Sir, What is this Swiss Bank issue ?”

Minister shouted,
“Are you cutting my hair or conducting an inquiry ?”

Barber said:
Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked the Senior Minister:

“Sir, what is this Black money issue ?’’

Minister shouted-
‘’Why did you ask me this question ?’’

Barber said:
‘’Sorry Sir, I just simply asked you’’

Next day, The CBI interrogated the Barber

CBI Officer –
‘’Are you an agent of Pakistan ?’’

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you an Agent of any opposition party ?

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you anti-National ?

Barber: For God’s sake, No Sir. I am just an innocent and a simple Barber.

CBI : Then, while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP’s about Swiss Bank & Black money issues ?

Barber:
Sir, I do not know why, but whenever I ask them about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut the hair easily. That’s why I keep asking