Flip asked the Red Indian, “What did you call America before we got here?”
The Indian replied simply, “ours”.
One of the most prevalant criticisms against non profit organisations is that out of 100 rs received, a major chunk goes towards their executive pay and administrative expenses, and only a very little is used to actually help those who need it.
Robin Hood was an English robber who used to rob the rich and help the poor.
A police officer flags Flip and signals him to stop.
Police: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars
Flip: Ok, go ahead and do it. They want twice that amount at the garage.
Teacher: Flip, why can’t you work in an orange factory?
Flip: I don’t know, ma’m. Why?
Teacher: Because you cannot concentrate!
