Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
Crew: I I captain.
English Jokes
Mike says to Jack, “I found this pen, is it yours?”
Jack replies, “Don’t know let me see.” He then tries it and says, “Yes it is.”
Mike asks, “How do you know?”
Jack replies, “That’s my handwriting..”.
English Jokes, puns
Good friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
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Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
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Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
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Why don’t almonds have friends?
Because they’re nuts!
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“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’”
- A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
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“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.”
Michaela Edmond
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Jaspal Bhatti, Videos
If you have grown up in 1980s India, you have seen the rows of government constructed housing.
Jaspal Bhatti, in his inimitable style, shares what we discussed in our drawing rooms those days.
This is one of the most memorable episodes of this series. Enjoy!
English Jokes
Flip: Why is it that there are so few functional democracies in North and South Americas, except, perhaps, the US?
Flop: Well, you see, there is no American embassy in the US.
English Jokes
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: “What’s your blood type?”
“I’m probably a Type O”, the rabbit replied with great sadness.