Written by Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first, it wet the bed.
English Jokes, puns
What does lemon need when it hurts itself?
Lemon-aid!
English Jokes, puns
What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?
It’s pasta your bedtime!
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Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!
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Why did the dog sit next to the fire?
He wanted to be a hot dog!
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How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?
Wasa-bee!