- LORENZ’S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR.
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
- ANTHONY’S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP.
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
- KOVAC’S CONUNDRUM.
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
- CANNON’S KARMIC LAW.
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
- O’BRIEN’S VARIATION LAW.
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
- BELL’S THEOREM.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
- RUBY’S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
- WILLOUGHBY’S LAW.
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
- ZADRA’S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
- BREDA’S RULE.
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
- OWEN’S LAW
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
