Category: English Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?
To listen to the moo-sician!

Flip – What makes music on your head?
Flop – A hairband!

Did you hear the story about the rabbit’s childhood?
It’s a hare-raising tale!

I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win…
But no pun in ten did!

I wanted a new toaster but the shop website was too annoying
Too many pop-ups!

Why did the lumberjack need to see the dentist?
He had a cavitree!

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other?
‘There’s too much friction between us!’

Why did the ant go “1…2…3…4…”?
Because it’s the little things in life that count!

My grandpa’s last words were “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
That spoke volumes!