I was at IKEA with my friend the other day, and I saw a coffee table called “Bias”
I said “Well, we can’t get this one!”
“Why not?” He asked.
“Look at it” I replied. “It’s leaning to one side.”
Category: English Jokes
English Jokes
A lady was taking her first golf lesson. She asked the instructor, “Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”
“P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied. “P-u-t means to place something where you want it. P-u-t-t means, merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”
English Jokes
In Online class:
Student: Sir, there is a problem with my camera.
Teacher: What is the problem?
Student: I don’t want to turn it on.
- Original Joke by Ishaan Kaila
English Jokes
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?”
The first logician says, “I don’t know.”
The second logician says, “I don’t know.”
The third logician says, “Yes.”
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English Jokes
Flip asked the Red Indian, “What did you call America before we got here?”
The Indian replied simply, “ours”.
English Jokes
A police officer flags Flip and signals him to stop.
Police: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars
Flip: Ok, go ahead and do it. They want twice that amount at the garage.
English Jokes
Teacher: Flip, why can’t you work in an orange factory?
Flip: I don’t know, ma’m. Why?
Teacher: Because you cannot concentrate!
English Jokes
Flip came out of the grocery store and found that he had left his keys inside the car. In effect, he was locked out of his own car.
“Dear God! Please help me get over this! I have to get home in time!”
Seeing him in distress, a man came up to him and asked what was wrong. Flip told him.
“No problem!” the stranger said, and went on to open the car using a pin he had on him.
“Thank you, Dear Lord! For sending me this angel of yours in disguise!” the pious Flip folded his hands in prayer.
“Oh, no, Mister! I am not an angel! I just got out of jail. I was in there for stealing cars! Anything but an angel!”
“And dear Lord,” continued Flip, “You have sent me a professional!”
