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What do atheists say when they want to say OMG?

Posted on January 31, 2023January 31, 2023 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on What do atheists say when they want to say OMG?
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This:

Wordy Humour

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The fact that some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in a way that I cannot put into words.

How to hire a Maths teacher who knows Maths

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Universal Law of Burner Attention

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Universal Law of Burner Attention:

The amount of attention paid to a gas burner on which one is making tea is inversely proportional to the amount of heating received by the cooking pot.

Simply put:
Paying attention to a gas burner leads to no heat reaching the vessel.

Corollary to the Law of Burner Attention:
When you look away for one split second, the tea on the burner boils over.

Image made using Dall-e2. Original by Nidhi Arora

Birds of a feather

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I am a retired Colonel.

One day, when there was nothing to do, I went to the grocer’s shop and asked the young lad behind the counter to give me 24 teaspoons of sugar, just for the heck of it.

The lad looked at me from head to toe, then weighed 200 grams of sugar and gave it to me.

I was puzzled, so I said_ “I asked for 24 teaspoons, didn’t I?

Lad: Yes sir, you did. And believe me, this will be 24 teaspoons.

Me: How are you so sure?

Lad: My father has measured 1 kg, and it came to 120 teaspoons. So the 200 grams that I gave you will be 24 teaspoons.

Me: That’s logical. What does your father do?

Lad: Sir, he’s also a retired Colonel.

That pet snake you asked me to buy

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Year End Jokes

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Snaccident

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The Stock Home Syndrome

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I suffer from the Stock-home syndrome…
I buy things I don’t need and then stock them at home!

Twitter Rules!

Posted on December 20, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Twitter Rules!
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