Mother: Kam se kam naha le. It’s Diwali immediately.
The child sprinkles just a few drops of water on ownself.
Mother: What’s this?
Child: Kam se kam naha liya.
Who does their job even after getting fired?
Bullets and fireworks.
Laughter is the BEST medicine, and the best health tonic. Share a laugh!
Your happiness quotient – multiplied
Mother: Kam se kam naha le. It’s Diwali immediately.
The child sprinkles just a few drops of water on ownself.
Mother: What’s this?
Child: Kam se kam naha liya.
Who does their job even after getting fired?
Bullets and fireworks.
Flip joined college and was trying desperately to make friends.
But being socially awkward and shy, he wasn’t having it easy.
Until, one day, he suddenly started getting popular. He would go up to people and talk and they would include him in their groups in no time at all.
Flop, who had also joined college at the same time and was facing the same challenges, was suitably perplexed.
So, he decided to ask Flip what his secret was.
“Oh, I check their facebook and insta, then talk to them about things they are interested in.” Flip said cooly.
“That is Brilliance!! How did you figure this out?” Flop asked.
“Once I realised that all I need to understand an entity is meta data, the rest was easy.”
Did you hear about the poker player who made the palm reader quit?
He refused to show his hand.
4 engineers got into a car. The car suddenly jammed and stopped.
Mechanical Engineer: It’s a broken starter.
Electrical Engineer: Dead battery.
Chemical Engineer: Starter fluid.
IT engineer: Hey guys lets just get out, close all the doors, open them, and get in again?
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
“You may have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees.”
Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar!
Why should you go out to eat with neutrons?
Because wherever they go, there’s no charge!
What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C?
Nothing, you’re perfectly 0K!
Carbon and Hydrogen are excellent friends. They really bond.
Let’s talk about.. Nero.
The legend of Nero goes that he played the fiddle while Rome burnt. This comic is based on that legend.
We saw this epic comic featuring Nero, and then just had to get a joke to match!
64AD: Nero bans the practice of Christianity throughout the Roman empire
Christians: I can’t believe this!
Romans: Correct.
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If this is not genius, we have no idea what is!
Crew: I I captain.
Mike says to Jack, “I found this pen, is it yours?”
Jack replies, “Don’t know let me see.” He then tries it and says, “Yes it is.”
Mike asks, “How do you know?”
Jack replies, “That’s my handwriting..”.