A Roman senator comes into the senate fifteen minutes late one day. Cicero is up front making a speech, so he creeps into his seat as quietly as possible and whispers to the guy next to him, тАЬWhatтАЩs he talking about?тАЭ
The guy replies, тАЬI donтАЩt know, he hasnтАЩt gotten to the verb.тАЭ
Need a Friend?
Need a friend? Call me.
A laugh? Call me
Need money? This number is no longer available.
Teenagers 1
Teacher: Why is your paper in blank?
Student: Sometimes Silence is the best answer.
Inner Peace
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
We greeted and she asked me directions to the ICICI Bank.
I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round bit up to the nearest degree using tan тИЖ. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That’s where the bank is.
