A Roman senator comes into the senate fifteen minutes late one day. Cicero is up front making a speech, so he creeps into his seat as quietly as possible and whispers to the guy next to him, “What’s he talking about?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, he hasn’t gotten to the verb.”
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Teenagers 1
Teacher: Why is your paper in blank?
Student: Sometimes Silence is the best answer.
Inner Peace
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
We greeted and she asked me directions to the ICICI Bank.
I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round bit up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That’s where the bank is.
जब चैक बुक घर के पते पर आई तो उस पर नाम था- राजशर्मा
उसने बैंक जाकर मैनेजर से नाम सही नहीं लिखे होने की शिकायत की। कहा कि राजशर्मा के बीच में स्थान होना चाहिए। मैनेजर ने कहा कि हम नाम सही कर के नयी चैक बुक दो – चार दिन में भेज देन्गे। राजशर्मा के बीच में स्थान आ जायेगा।
कुछ दिनों बाद जब नयी चैक बुक घर आयी तो उस पर नाम लिखा था ‘ राजस्थान शर्मा ‘
