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Today’s English Jokes

Posted on September 24, 2022September 24, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Today’s English Jokes
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Oh, Cicero!

A Roman senator comes into the senate fifteen minutes late one day. Cicero is up front making a speech, so he creeps into his seat as quietly as possible and whispers to the guy next to him, “What’s he talking about?”

The guy replies, “I don’t know, he hasn’t gotten to the verb.”

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