We bring you a Ponanza – a Pun Bonanza!

# I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.  It’s syncing now. 

# England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. 

#  A dentist and a manicurist married.  They fought tooth and nail. 

# A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired. 

# – When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye. 

# – I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. 

# – Why is ‘dark’ spelt with a k and not c?

Because you can’t ‘c’ in the dark.

# – Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?

Well, because time will tell.

# – Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.

# – I’m trying to organize a hide-n-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

# – I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness!!!