Tag: Good memes for kids

Sometimes its hard to tell whether you are carving a niche for yourself or digging a hole! 

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There was a time when the artist had to suffer. Now, its the viewer. 

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I’d like to apply for a credit card. I am tired of my cheques bouncing all over the place. 

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To err is human. To forgive, infrequent. 

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Gather ye rosebuds where ye may, florists are very expensive. 

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Anybody who can still do at 60 what s/he was doing at 20, wasn’t doing much at 20. 

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Nothing can spoil a class reunion like running into the guy who has all his hair, married your girl, and made his money from computers. 

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Tolerance is based on patience, respect, and the suspicion that the other fellow may be right. 

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The problem with doing nothing is, you never know when you are done.

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No two people are exactly alike, and chances are, both are glad of it. 

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life isn’t a bed of roses or a bowl of cherries. Its a bunch of raisins – raisin’ kids, raisin’ hell, and raisin’ money. 

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Now that I finally have it all together, I’ve forgotten where i put it! 

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Nothing is impossible for those who don’t have to do it themselves. 

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If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. 

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Ideas are a lot like children – our own are wonderful! 

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A well-adjusted person is someone who can make the same mistake twice without being nervous. 

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The trouble with work is – its so daily. 

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Constructive criticism is when I criticise you. Destructive criticism is when you criticise me. 

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God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.