Where do the smartest parrots live?
In the brain-forest!
English Jokes, puns
Tag: English Jokes
English Jokes, puns
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
English Jokes, puns
Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What do you call a fake lasagne?
Flop – An impasta!
English Jokes, puns
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Funny poetry
Written by Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first, it wet the bed.
English Jokes, puns
What does lemon need when it hurts itself?
Lemon-aid!
English Jokes, puns
What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?
It’s pasta your bedtime!
English Jokes, puns
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!
English Jokes, puns
Why did the dog sit next to the fire?
He wanted to be a hot dog!