This is absolutely true of Indian moms…
Tag: Clean Jokes for kids
English Jokes
Subject: TEN BEST CADDY RESPONSES.
Number : 10
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?”
Number : 9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, sir. You’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Number : 8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes, sir . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”
Number : 7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually, sir.”
Number : 6
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so, sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.”
Number : 5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch, sir. It’s a compass.”
Number : 4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good, sir. But personally, I prefer golf.”
Number : 3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “I’m afraid the way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
Number : 2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “But this isn’t the golf course . . . We left that about an hour ago, sir.”
And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It has been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स
झामरू – डॉक्टर साहब , जोड़ो में बहुत दर्द रहता है, क्या करुँ ?
डॉक्टर – जोड़े तो भगवान बनाता है, इसमें हम क्या क़र सकते है।
😂😂
Office Memes
We have all heard that story of the devil giving us money so long as we can spend x within a week… here is a very realistic twist to that.
puns
I’ve always wondered if chickens communicated using fowl language. Maybe only when they’re egg-cited.
An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected.
I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.
Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it.
Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16? The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair.
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.
English Jokes
The label did not include “milk”. Two ways to look at this. One is this:
