Tag: Clean Humour for kids
puns
She fell in love with a banker but he showed no interest.
She fell in love with an astronaut but he wanted space.
She fell in love with a gym trainer, but it didn’t work out.
She fell in love with a librarian, but his time was always booked.
She fell in love with an electrician but for him there was no spark.
She fell in love with a cardiologist but he broke her heart.
She fell in love with a geologist, but the relationship was too rocky.
She fell in love with an economist but he couldn’t supply her demands
She fell in love with a violinist but he said, “No strings attached.”
She fell in love with the linguist but he left her speechless
She fell in love with a seismologist, but he was always finding fault.
She fell in love with a cook, but he left her on the back burner
She fell in love with a mathematician but she couldn’t count on him.
She fell in love with a scuba diver–on the surface everything seemed to be fine, but deep down she knew something fishy was going on …
She fell in love with a fisherman, but he wasn’t a good catch.
She fell in love with a mason but they never built a strong foundation.
She fell in love with a teacher, but he had no class!
She fell in love with a tennis player but love meant nothing to him.
She fell in love with the magician but he kept turning tricks.
English Jokes
Father- how much rank you got in 10th exam?
Son- I got 2nd rank Dad!
Father- Why 2nd? Why you didn’t get 1st rank?
Son- Actually Anil and me got same marks. But they gave Anil 1st rank and me 2nd rank.
Father- Why? Both should get 1st rank?
Son – They applied Duckworth Lewis System and compared our fathers’ 10th marks and gave him 1st rank!
Father- Ok Ok. 2nd rank is also very good! Keep it up!
