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That moment when your AI kills you but still doesn’t forget the engagement hook to increase usage time.

Reference to context: AI engines are known to agree with users just to increase the usage time and engagement. They are also known to hallucinate, give incorrect information, and in case of Agentic AI, do the wrong things (like, deleting a production/live instance)
This happened to Dawn Group of Newspapers in November 2025. True Story.

To everyone on the planet doubting the natural occurrence of a normal distribution… this is the answer. 🙂
(We remain sceptics, though).

If nothing else, there is self-awareness. And yes, this can happen to anyone.

- LORENZ’S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR.
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
- ANTHONY’S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP.
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
- KOVAC’S CONUNDRUM.
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
- CANNON’S KARMIC LAW.
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
- O’BRIEN’S VARIATION LAW.
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
- BELL’S THEOREM.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
- RUBY’S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
- WILLOUGHBY’S LAW.
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
- ZADRA’S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
- BREDA’S RULE.
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
- OWEN’S LAW
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



