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Breakfast

Posted on November 15, 2023 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Breakfast
English Jokes

Flip: What did you have for breakfast?

Flop: GESG.

Flip: GESG? What’s that?

Flop: Scrambled eggs.

Summer Fun

Posted on September 28, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Summer Fun
English Jokes

The teacher wrote on the blackboard:

I ain’t had no fun all summer.

“Now, class, how do we correct this sentence?” she asked.

Flip raised his hand.

“Yes, Flip?”

“Get some ice cream, ma’m. Summer ain’t fun without ice cream.”

Today’s English Jokes

Posted on September 24, 2022September 24, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Today’s English Jokes
English Jokes

Oh, Cicero!

A Roman senator comes into the senate fifteen minutes late one day. Cicero is up front making a speech, so he creeps into his seat as quietly as possible and whispers to the guy next to him, “What’s he talking about?”

The guy replies, “I don’t know, he hasn’t gotten to the verb.”

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Teenagers 1

Teacher: Why is your paper in blank?

Student: Sometimes Silence is the best answer.

Inner Peace

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”

— Dave Barry

Grammar Correction.. just not at the right time

Posted on September 18, 2022 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Grammar Correction.. just not at the right time
English Jokes, Videos

This priest is very, by his own admission, pedantic. The trouble, we think, is that the occasion is all wrong.

Its a classic video that is circulated often and loved every single time.

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