English Jokes
Mr. Flip decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time.”
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,
“How about going to church with me and receiving blessings?”
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede’s house and shouted,
“Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?”
This time, a little voice came out of the box, “I heard you the first time! I’m putting my shoes on!”
English Jokes
A magician, an architect, and a politican were arguing about whether God is a magician, architect, or politician.
“I am sure he was a magician. He created Eve from the rib of Adam.” Said the magician.
“But he had to have been an architect, because he made the Garden of Eden. He had to make sense of all that chaos.”
“For sure he was a politician, to have created all that chaos in the first place.” Said the politician.
He won.
English Jokes
Do you know why it is “Love thy neighbour” and not “Love thy roommate”?
Jesus never needed to worry about real estate prices.
- Original Joke by Ishaan Kaila