Flip came out of the grocery store and found that he had left his keys inside the car. In effect, he was locked out of his own car.
“Dear God! Please help me get over this! I have to get home in time!”
Seeing him in distress, a man came up to him and asked what was wrong. Flip told him.
“No problem!” the stranger said, and went on to open the car using a pin he had on him.
“Thank you, Dear Lord! For sending me this angel of yours in disguise!” the pious Flip folded his hands in prayer.
“Oh, no, Mister! I am not an angel! I just got out of jail. I was in there for stealing cars! Anything but an angel!”
“And dear Lord,” continued Flip, “You have sent me a professional!”
