Your happiness quotient – multiplied
Junior Flip introducing his family:
I live in a family of four.
My mom: Very strict.
My dad: Fun loving.
Me: Well, you know me.
My brother: Forgettable.
Dad: Hi, Siri!
<No response>
After 1 minute:
Dad: Hey, Siri!
<Still no response>
Son: Dad, Siri doesn’t care!
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don’t know. Don’t care.
An intelligent young lady, Miss Bright
She travelled far faster than light,
Leaving one day in a relative way,
Arriving home the previous night.
My grandfather’s favourite quote was: “When one door closes, another opens.”
He was a great man, but a lousy cabinetmaker.
Working in a mirror factory is something I can definitely see myself doing.
