Quotes and one lIners
“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.” –
“Just because we accept you as you are doesn’t mean we’ve abandoned hope you’ll improve.”
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” –
“Just because you are unique doesn’t mean you are useful.”
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” –
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
English Jokes, Quotes and one lIners
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said “To be honest, I didn’t even know he played cricket!”
Memes, Office Memes
Procurement professionals will understand this perfectly.
