Category: English Jokes
English Jokes
Boomers (or baby boomers) are the generation born after WWII, up to roughly 1965 or so.
Well, this is a complaint we can agree with. It was possible to leave the house, buy the entire month’s grocery, pay in cash, and come home without leaving breadcrumbs of your identity all over! No accounts, no phone number, no credit card. You walked in, bought your stuff, paid in cash, walked out, got into your car, drove home. Ah! Precious privacy!
English Jokes
Recently, the chairman of LnT exhorted employees to work 90 hour weeks, including on Sundays.
This spoof is too good!
English Jokes
Subject: TEN BEST CADDY RESPONSES.
Number : 10
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?”
Number : 9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, sir. You’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Number : 8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes, sir . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”
Number : 7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually, sir.”
Number : 6
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so, sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.”
Number : 5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch, sir. It’s a compass.”
Number : 4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good, sir. But personally, I prefer golf.”
Number : 3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “I’m afraid the way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
Number : 2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “But this isn’t the golf course . . . We left that about an hour ago, sir.”
And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It has been a long time since we teed off, sir.”