Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!
Category: English Jokes
Flip – What is green and not heavy?
Flop -Light green!
Flip: So, the Court can overturn the decision of the President but the President cannot change the decision of the court? How’s that?
Flop: Simple, dude. The Constitution was written by lawyers.
A Doctor was chatting with a Chartered Accountant (CA) at a party.
The Doctor asked, “How do I manage this delicate issue – when people even at a party like this, ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor……. not fair, not fair at all!”
His CA friend replied coolly, “Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next day morning….
Do it just once.
Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!”
“Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor.”
Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, “Consulting charges for Business Development.”
Flip: I still can’t believe the state I was in!
Flop: Was it Karnataka or Goa?
There are three kinds of people in the world:
A. The Intelligent
B. The Good Looking
C. The Majority
A horse walks into a restaurant.
The host says, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “Sure!”

My friend wrote a book on “How to make MONEY!”
He wanted to self-publish and asked me to help get funds.
I suggested he should read his book.
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words, Defence, Defeat, Detail.
Flip: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
I can’t do small talk.
I just asked the lady cutting my hair what she does for a living.
- From the Twitter of @Momjeansplease