Category: English Jokes

What does lemon need when it hurts itself?
Lemon-aid!

What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?
It’s pasta your bedtime!

Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!

Why did the dog sit next to the fire?
He wanted to be a hot dog!

How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?
Wasa-bee!

What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?
Hip-Hop!

What do you call a magic Labrador?
A Labracadabdoor!

Why was the computer cold?
Because Windows was left open!

Flip – What do you call the best maze ever?
Flop – A-maze-ing!