How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?
Wasa-bee!
English Jokes, puns
Category: English Jokes
English Jokes, puns
What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?
Hip-Hop!
English Jokes, puns
What do you call a magic Labrador?
A Labracadabdoor!
English Jokes, puns
Why was the computer cold?
Because Windows was left open!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What do you call the best maze ever?
Flop – A-maze-ing!
English Jokes, puns
Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What is green and not heavy?
Flop -Light green!
English Jokes
Flip: So, the Court can overturn the decision of the President but the President cannot change the decision of the court? How’s that?
Flop: Simple, dude. The Constitution was written by lawyers.
English Jokes
A Doctor was chatting with a Chartered Accountant (CA) at a party.
The Doctor asked, “How do I manage this delicate issue – when people even at a party like this, ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor……. not fair, not fair at all!”
His CA friend replied coolly, “Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next day morning….
Do it just once.
Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!”
“Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor.”
Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, “Consulting charges for Business Development.”
English Jokes
Flip: I still can’t believe the state I was in!
Flop: Was it Karnataka or Goa?