My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said “To be honest, I didn’t even know he played cricket!”
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My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said “To be honest, I didn’t even know he played cricket!”
The CEO of a large multinational company fell ill on a day when he had tickets to see a grand concert. As a gesture of kindness, he gave the tickets to the company’s Efficiency Expert to enjoy the concert with his wife.
Next morning, the CEO was surprised to find a report on his table, written by their Efficiency Expert and this is what it said:
Dear Sir,
Thank you for sending me to the concert last evening with my wife. My observations are as follows:
The highlight of the evening was Schubert’s unfinished symphony. Although personally I think unfinished works should be disqualified, I did watch the performance and here are some, but not all, of the malfunctions I found:
To summarize: I am quite sure that if Mr. Schubert had avoided these issues, he would have managed to finish his work, instead of leaving us with an unfinished symphony!
Kind regards,
Corporate Efficiency Enhance Expert…!!!
Two students were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
Flip walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said one, “But we don’t have a ladder.”
Flip: Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.
He loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down. He then took the measuring tape from their toolbox, took the measurement and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches” and walked away.
The second engineer shook his head and laughed and said – We needed the height, and he gave us the length!
The kernal.
Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed.
It will be a monumental disaster.
This is one of those classic jokes of India.
Some fifty/sixty years ago, the Station Director of All India Radio, Calcutta spent 2½ Annas on a mutton leg to entice the tiger to roar during the recording of a children’s program on a zoo visit.
Audit objected to it stating that he had no authority to incur expenditure on such an item. He was asked to remit the money, fix responsibility and take steps to prevent such defaults in future.
The station director’s office replied that he had the delegated powers to spend on the entertainment of artists who participate in recorded programs.
Citing the definition of an artist from the official manual that there should be a contract between the AIR and the artist, Audit asked the station director to produce a copy of the contract signed with the tiger.
The station director’s office replied that the manuals allowed him to waive the requirements in the case of VIPs who are requested to participate in programs, and since the tiger is a Royal Bengal Tiger (certificate of the zoo authorities attached), the station Director after careful consideration had decided to waive the execution of the contract considering that the tiger had not insisted on any fee for its performance.
The Audit Officer accepted the reply and dropped the objection in view of the clarification.
Santa: What’s Bruce Lee’s favourite pageant?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Diwa Lee.