The teacher wrote on the blackboard:
I ain’t had no fun all summer.
“Now, class, how do we correct this sentence?” she asked.
Flip raised his hand.
“Yes, Flip?”
“Get some ice cream, ma’m. Summer ain’t fun without ice cream.”
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English Jokes
A new teacher is marking attendance. She comes across the name “hijkm” and says, “There is a name here that is written h-i-j-k-m. I’m sorry, I’m not sure how to pronounce this name,”
A girl raises her hand: “That’s me, ma’m, and it’s pronounced Noelle”.
English Jokes
An engineer, chef, and a mathematician go out to dinner at their favorite restaurant and grill. They’re sharing some jokes over their snacks and laughing when a fire starts behind the grill.
Seeing the staff panicking, the engineer quickly calculates exactly how much water he’ll need to put it out and runs in the back for a bucket.
The chef, from his own experience can tell it’s a grease fire so he runs in back to find salt.
The Mathematician looks at his friends, then to the fire. Upon realizing there is a solution, he promptly continues eating.
English Jokes
How many Apple enthusiasts does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don’t change the light bulb, they just buy a new house.
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on what you want to change it into.
puns
There’s no pun like an IT pun. These are our favourites. Enjoy !
Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses? Because it lost its contacts.
Why did the developer become so poor? Because he used up all his cache.
What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much? Dead Siri-ous.
What did the computer do during his break? He had a byte!
Why was the computer found cold and sneezing? Because someone left its Windows open!
Why did the computer arrive late at work? Because it had a hard drive.
