Your happiness quotient – multiplied
If you have grown up in 1980s India, you have seen the rows of government constructed housing.
Jaspal Bhatti, in his inimitable style, shares what we discussed in our drawing rooms those days.
This is one of the most memorable episodes of this series. Enjoy!
Flip: Why is it that there are so few functional democracies in North and South Americas, except, perhaps, the US?
Flop: Well, you see, there is no American embassy in the US.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: “What’s your blood type?”
“I’m probably a Type O”, the rabbit replied with great sadness.
This video is by Princy Parikh
Workplace bullying can be avoided with just one simple tool. This meme tells us what that is.
What do you get when you search “Rorschach tests”?
Silhouettes of parents fighting.
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What do you get when you google “Alzeimer’s”?
Purple links.
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Last night I was thinking to myself “I wonder how much Google really knows about me?”
But then my Android phone texted me the message “not much”. So, I feel better now.
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What do you get when you google “Lost medieval servant boy”?
“This page could not be found.”
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I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was “Dishonestly gaining a advantage,” eight letters.
I immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.
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What do you get when you google ‘How to light a candle?”
50,000 matches.
चित्रकला के अध्यापक: बच्चों, खेत में घास चरती हुई गाय का चित्र बनाओ!
30 मिनट बाद सब बच्चे अपना अपना चित्र ले कार आते हैं।
अध्यापक: अरे पप्पू, ये क्या है? ये तो खाली कागज है!
पप्पू: सर, बनाया तो है – खेत में घास चर कर गई गाय!
सर: घास कहाँ है?
पप्पू: वो तो गाय खा गई!
सर: तो फिर गाय कहाँ है?
पप्पू: जी, वो तो गई!
These jokes prove what we’ve always known.. a teacher’s life is tough!
Teacher: ”Construct a sentence using the word “sugar”
Pupil: ”I drank tea this morning.”
Teacher: ”Where is the word sugar.”
Pupil: ”It is already in the tea..!!”
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with ‘Mangoes’)
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you…
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home…
