Author: Admin Comedy Majors
There’s no pun like an IT pun. These are our favourites. Enjoy !
Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses? Because it lost its contacts.
Why did the developer become so poor? Because he used up all his cache.
What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much? Dead Siri-ous.
What did the computer do during his break? He had a byte!
Why was the computer found cold and sneezing? Because someone left its Windows open!
Why did the computer arrive late at work? Because it had a hard drive.
Oh, Cicero!
A Roman senator comes into the senate fifteen minutes late one day. Cicero is up front making a speech, so he creeps into his seat as quietly as possible and whispers to the guy next to him, “What’s he talking about?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, he hasn’t gotten to the verb.”
Need a Friend?
Need a friend? Call me.
A laugh? Call me
Need money? This number is no longer available.
Teenagers 1
Teacher: Why is your paper in blank?
Student: Sometimes Silence is the best answer.
Inner Peace
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
— Dave Barry
He was, and remains, to this day, the King of Satire.
I met one of my Maths teachers yesterday.
We greeted and she asked me directions to the ICICI Bank.
I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round bit up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That’s where the bank is.
Raju Shrivastava was an Indian comedian who made a name with his unique style of comedy.
This is his first video on our website.
राज शर्मा ने बैंक में खाता खुलवाया।
जब चैक बुक घर के पते पर आई तो उस पर नाम था- राजशर्मा
उसने बैंक जाकर मैनेजर से नाम सही नहीं लिखे होने की शिकायत की। कहा कि राजशर्मा के बीच में स्थान होना चाहिए। मैनेजर ने कहा कि हम नाम सही कर के नयी चैक बुक दो – चार दिन में भेज देन्गे। राजशर्मा के बीच में स्थान आ जायेगा।
कुछ दिनों बाद जब नयी चैक बुक घर आयी तो उस पर नाम लिखा था ‘ राजस्थान शर्मा ‘
This week, an IT company in India fired about 300 employees for moonlighting with direct competition without disclosure.
Aiyyo Shraddha, in her inimitable style, nails the point in under 1 minute!