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Things you only realise after retirement

Posted on February 26, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Things you only realise after retirement
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Being at home for now and not working I have learnt that…

☆ Our gas burner has 106 holes on the big burner and 86 on the small one.

☆ A Marie biscuit has 22 pin holes.

☆ If you switch off the fan at speed 5 it stops revolving after 1 minute and 12 seconds.

☆ The mosquito killer bat has 485 squares in it.

☆ The match box has 47 match sticks in it…just counted! Box says 50.

☆ A Balaji wafer packet has 14 wafers in the 5 rupees pack and 24 wafers in the 10 rupees pack. So always go for 5 rupee ones.

Will keep you posted on my further findings!

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