While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Minister :-
“Sir, What is this Swiss Bank issue ?”
Minister shouted,
“Are you cutting my hair or conducting an inquiry ?”
Barber said:
Sorry Sir, I just asked.
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked the Senior Minister:
“Sir, what is this Black money issue ?’’
Minister shouted-
‘’Why did you ask me this question ?’’
Barber said:
‘’Sorry Sir, I just simply asked you’’
Next day, The CBI interrogated the Barber
CBI Officer –
‘’Are you an agent of Pakistan ?’’
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Are you an Agent of any opposition party ?
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Are you anti-National ?
Barber: For God’s sake, No Sir. I am just an innocent and a simple Barber.
CBI : Then, while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP’s about Swiss Bank & Black money issues ?
Barber:
Sir, I do not know why, but whenever I ask them about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut the hair easily. That’s why I keep asking
