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Telling it like it is

Posted on October 28, 2023 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Telling it like it is
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HipDict is the crowdsourced dictionary that’s going strong with over 2 million followers. Here are a few examples of how HipDict tells it like it really is…

Home (n.)
The place where you trust the toilet seat and the wi fi connects automatically.

English Teacher (n.)
A person who puts more thought into a novel than the original author ever did.

Sibling (n.)
You’d give them your kidney but you won’t let them borrow your charger.

Etc. (abb .)
End of thinking capacity.

Oh, ok (phr.)
I thought you understood me, but you don’t.

I’m fine (phr.)
1. Not dead. Still alive.

2. If you know what’s good for you, don’t be within a mile of me right now.

Friend (n.)
Someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you it’s bullshit, and then listens to some more.

Everything happens for a reason (phr.)
Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.

K. (adv.)
Ok but with anger.

Psychopaths (n.)
People who watch scary movies for fun and sleep fine afterwards.

Happiness (n.)
Not having to set the alarm clock for the next day.

I’m going to sleep early tonight (phr.)
The biggest lie you tell yourself.

Dad (n.)
A person who has no clue what’s inside when you open a gift labelled “From Mom & Dad”.

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