Tag: Kid friendly humour memes
*Note: You have to be really old to get this joke.
In the 1990s, a Microsoft engineer was invited to dinner. His hosts called him to ask what his expected time of arrival would be.
“Oh, the system here shows I am about 50 minutes away, now its 3 and a half days, oh wait, it just became 23 seconds.”
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
This cartoon is a very good example of political satire. In a democracy, the power belongs to the people. The way to exercise that power is by voting.
Yet, our citizens hold candle marches for everything, but on the day of voting, the voter turnout is poor because people don’t want to “brave the heat”.
Elections are now going on in India. Please, go vote.
Sailing is the world’s most dangerous job. But the crash rate of Web Whatsapp would make a sailor feel safe.
And then there is the “Wait for messages to sync”.