Mike says to Jack, “I found this pen, is it yours?”
Jack replies, “Don’t know let me see.” He then tries it and says, “Yes it is.”
Mike asks, “How do you know?”
Jack replies, “That’s my handwriting..”.
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English Jokes
What do you get when you search “Rorschach tests”?
Silhouettes of parents fighting.
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What do you get when you google “Alzeimer’s”?
Purple links.
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Last night I was thinking to myself “I wonder how much Google really knows about me?”
But then my Android phone texted me the message “not much”. So, I feel better now.
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What do you get when you google “Lost medieval servant boy”?
“This page could not be found.”
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I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was “Dishonestly gaining a advantage,” eight letters.
I immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.
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What do you get when you google ‘How to light a candle?”
50,000 matches.
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स
चित्रकला के अध्यापक: बच्चों, खेत में घास चरती हुई गाय का चित्र बनाओ!
30 मिनट बाद सब बच्चे अपना अपना चित्र ले कार आते हैं।
अध्यापक: अरे पप्पू, ये क्या है? ये तो खाली कागज है!
पप्पू: सर, बनाया तो है – खेत में घास चर कर गई गाय!
सर: घास कहाँ है?
पप्पू: वो तो गाय खा गई!
सर: तो फिर गाय कहाँ है?
पप्पू: जी, वो तो गई!
English Jokes
A Punjabi opened a tea shop in China. He named it Punjab Tea Stall. The shop did not do well.
Then someone suggested that if you want to succeed in China you have to keep a Chinese name for your shop.
Now his shop is doing very well because he has changed the name of the shop to
CHA FOO FOO KARKE PEE
puns
What do you call the ship of the desert?
The Tisandic
- Original Pun by Ishaan Kaila
English Jokes, Quotes and one lIners
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th!