Tag: jokes
If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore…
It will be a monumental disaster.
Santa: What’s Bruce Lee’s favourite pageant?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Diwa Lee.
Mother: Kam se kam naha le. It’s Diwali immediately.
The child sprinkles just a few drops of water on ownself.
Mother: What’s this?
Child: Kam se kam naha liya.
Who does their job even after getting fired?
Bullets and fireworks.
Did you hear about the poker player who made the palm reader quit?
He refused to show his hand.
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
“You may have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees.”
Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar!
Why should you go out to eat with neutrons?
Because wherever they go, there’s no charge!
What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C?
Nothing, you’re perfectly 0K!
Carbon and Hydrogen are excellent friends. They really bond.
Let’s talk about.. Nero.
The legend of Nero goes that he played the fiddle while Rome burnt. This comic is based on that legend.
We saw this epic comic featuring Nero, and then just had to get a joke to match!
64AD: Nero bans the practice of Christianity throughout the Roman empire
Christians: I can’t believe this!
Romans: Correct.
Diwali cleaning is an annual ritual in which the entire house is cleaned.
Aiyyo Shraddha is so good at this!
गली से आवाज आई …
100 रूपए में पूरा परिवार
जिंदगीभर बैठ कर खाइये !
बाहर निकल कर देखा तो
चटाई बेचने वाला था !
इसलिए:
घोषणाएं और वादों से सावधान रहें!