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Funniest Workplace Nicknames

Posted on March 14, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Funniest Workplace Nicknames
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~ How To Handle A Scammer ~

Posted on March 12, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on ~ How To Handle A Scammer ~
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I had a call from a scammer the other day.
Me: “Hello.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.”
Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Oh yes, we have many reports.”
Me: “Oh jeez. How can I fix it?”
NOT-Microsoft support: “It’s okay Sir. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device Sir?”
Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Yes Sir, we are going to help you. Can you please push the Start button?”
Me: “I think it’s already on.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Okay, Sir. Now you want to click on Control Panel.”
Me: “I don’t see that.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”
Me: “Yes.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “That is your Control Panel.”
Me: “Wow, I didn’t realise it had a name.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Yes Sir, now press on Internet Options.”
Me: “Yeah, I definitely don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I purchased that feature. This is just a cheap one.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “They all have the Internet, Sir. Press the Start button again.”
Me: “Okay, it’s the same as before.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “That’s okay Sir. We are going to restart your device. Can you please turn it off?”
Me: “Um … I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. Since I bought it, it just kind of stays on all the time.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “There must be an off button on your device. How do you stop it when it’s running?”
Me: “In those cases, I usually press the big button.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Okay sir. Please press that button.”
Me: “Okay.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Is your device off?”
Me: “No. The door popped open.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Door? Is there a disc inside the door?”
Me: “No, there’s a burrito.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”
Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.” 😂

Not just AI engineers

Posted on March 10, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Not just AI engineers
Life Memes, Memes, Office Memes

Every job is like this. They expect us to be combat ready, but want us to do desk jobs 🙂

When bank be having fun at our expense

Posted on February 27, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on When bank be having fun at our expense
English Jokes

Things you only realise after retirement

Posted on February 26, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Things you only realise after retirement
English Jokes

Being at home for now and not working I have learnt that…

☆ Our gas burner has 106 holes on the big burner and 86 on the small one.

☆ A Marie biscuit has 22 pin holes.

☆ If you switch off the fan at speed 5 it stops revolving after 1 minute and 12 seconds.

☆ The mosquito killer bat has 485 squares in it.

☆ The match box has 47 match sticks in it…just counted! Box says 50.

☆ A Balaji wafer packet has 14 wafers in the 5 rupees pack and 24 wafers in the 10 rupees pack. So always go for 5 rupee ones.

Will keep you posted on my further findings!

Games Teachers Play…

Posted on February 17, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Games Teachers Play…
Memes, Student Memes

Every single time!!!

Posted on February 16, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Every single time!!!
Life Memes

This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME!

Try finding the location of a saved/downloaded file!

Sach hai!

Posted on February 6, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Sach hai!
Hindi Jokes, हिन्दी जोक्स

My real alt-personality is…

Posted on February 5, 2025 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on My real alt-personality is…
English Jokes

Being the Invigilator

Posted on December 15, 2024 By Admin Comedy Majors No Comments on Being the Invigilator
English Jokes

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