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Tag: English Jokes
Life Memes, Memes
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English Jokes
This is a classic and I am sure this helps more children understand nuclear physics than the textbook.
We love it every single time!
English Jokes
This:
English Jokes
The fact that some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in a way that I cannot put into words.
Memes, Office Memes
Every programming student wonders why the loops are always called i,j.
Here’s why:
puns
- 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
- To bring ant from another country into your country = Important
- Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
- Ant that’s looking for a job = Applicant
- A spy ant = Informant
- A very little ant = Infant
- Ant that has a gun = Militant
- Ant that is fat = Abundant
- A proud ant = Arrogant 🤔
- Ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
- Ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
- Ant that changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
- Ant that accumulated so much food in winter for summer = Abundant
- Ant that doesn’t need a change: Reluctant
- An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
- Ant that occupies a flat = Occupant
- Very big ant = Giant
- The best ant = Excellant 😉
- Big ant = Elephant
- Ant that is important = Significant
- A sarcastic Ant = Mordant
- An extremely fast ant = Instant
- Shouting Ant = Rant
- An ant that doesn’t chang = Constant
- A dirty Ant = Pollutant
- Any you don’t like = Irritant
- Ant that is a specialist = Consultant
English Jokes
I am a retired Colonel.
One day, when there was nothing to do, I went to the grocer’s shop and asked the young lad behind the counter to give me 24 teaspoons of sugar, just for the heck of it.
The lad looked at me from head to toe, then weighed 200 grams of sugar and gave it to me.
I was puzzled, so I said_ “I asked for 24 teaspoons, didn’t I?
Lad: Yes sir, you did. And believe me, this will be 24 teaspoons.
Me: How are you so sure?
Lad: My father has measured 1 kg, and it came to 120 teaspoons. So the 200 grams that I gave you will be 24 teaspoons.
Me: That’s logical. What does your father do?
Lad: Sir, he’s also a retired Colonel.
Life Memes, Memes, Office Memes, Student Memes
We have all seen the Ikigai Venn Diagram.
But this is another must – have diagram!
Now THIS is how I want to choose my career!
What about you?