Tag: English Jokes
English Jokes
*Note: You have to be really old to get this joke.
In the 1990s, a Microsoft engineer was invited to dinner. His hosts called him to ask what his expected time of arrival would be.
“Oh, the system here shows I am about 50 minutes away, now its 3 and a half days, oh wait, it just became 23 seconds.”
classics, English Jokes
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
Comics
Another gem by Bizaro
Memes
EVERYONE identifies with this – how our strict dads become gentle giants with their grandchildren is a mystery for another day…
English Jokes
This one really had us in splits! Enjoy!