Flip – What do you call the best maze ever?
Flop – A-maze-ing!
English Jokes, puns
Tag: English Jokes
English Jokes, puns
Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What is green and not heavy?
Flop -Light green!
puns
A Mexican man says to his friends: “I can disappear in three seconds”
Uno… dos… and then he disappears without a tres!
English Jokes
Flip: I still can’t believe the state I was in!
Flop: Was it Karnataka or Goa?
English Jokes
I can’t do small talk.
I just asked the lady cutting my hair what she does for a living.
- From the Twitter of @Momjeansplease
English Jokes
Q: Did you see my client flee the scene?
A: No, sir, I didn’t. But subsequently I observed someone running several blocks away who matched the description of the offender.
Q: Who provided you with the description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Q: A fellow officer of yours provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust this fellow officer?
A: Yes, sir, with my life.
Q: With your life? Let me then ask you this, officer. Do you have a room were you change your clothes in preparation for the day’s duties?
A: Yes, sir, we do.
Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes, sir, I do.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: Why is it, officer, that if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those some officers?
A: You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex. And sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.
English Jokes
There are three kinds of people in the world:
A. The Intelligent
B. The Good Looking
C. The Majority
English Jokes
A horse walks into a restaurant.
The host says, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “Sure!”