Why did the ant go “1…2…3…4…”?
Because it’s the little things in life that count!
English Jokes, puns
Tag: English Jokes
English Jokes, puns
My grandpa’s last words were “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
That spoke volumes!
English Jokes, puns
Did you hear the jokes about the fungus?
You wont like it, but it might grow on you!
English Jokes, puns
Where do the smartest parrots live?
In the brain-forest!
English Jokes, puns
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
English Jokes, puns
Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What do you call a fake lasagne?
Flop – An impasta!
English Jokes, puns
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Funny poetry
Written by Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first, it wet the bed.
English Jokes, puns
What does lemon need when it hurts itself?
Lemon-aid!