How many Apple enthusiasts does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don’t change the light bulb, they just buy a new house.
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on what you want to change it into.
Tag: English Jokes
puns
There’s no pun like an IT pun. These are our favourites. Enjoy !
Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses? Because it lost its contacts.
Why did the developer become so poor? Because he used up all his cache.
What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much? Dead Siri-ous.
What did the computer do during his break? He had a byte!
Why was the computer found cold and sneezing? Because someone left its Windows open!
Why did the computer arrive late at work? Because it had a hard drive.
English Jokes
I was at IKEA with my friend the other day, and I saw a coffee table called “Bias”
I said “Well, we can’t get this one!”
“Why not?” He asked.
“Look at it” I replied. “It’s leaning to one side.”
English Jokes
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI
English Jokes, puns
What do you call a guy who’s really loud?
Mike!
English Jokes, puns
Why did the cow cross the road?
To listen to the moo-sician!
English Jokes, puns
Flip – What makes music on your head?
Flop – A hairband!
English Jokes, puns
Did you hear the story about the rabbit’s childhood?
It’s a hare-raising tale!
English Jokes, puns
I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win…
But no pun in ten did!
English Jokes, puns
I wanted a new toaster but the shop website was too annoying
Too many pop-ups!