Tag: English Jokes for Kids
English Jokes
I can’t do small talk.
I just asked the lady cutting my hair what she does for a living.
- From the Twitter of @Momjeansplease
English Jokes
There are three kinds of people in the world:
A. The Intelligent
B. The Good Looking
C. The Majority
English Jokes
A horse walks into a restaurant.
The host says, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “Sure!”
English Jokes
The boss forwards an email to the assistant with a note. Please figure out if this message is from my tailor or from the lawyer.
The message:
Your suit is ready. Trial on Friday.
English Jokes
Dad: Hi, Siri!
<No response>
After 1 minute:
Dad: Hey, Siri!
<Still no response>
Son: Dad, Siri doesn’t care!
- Original joke by Ishaan Kaila
English Jokes, puns, Quotes and one lIners
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don’t know. Don’t care.