There are three kinds of people in the world:
A. The Intelligent
B. The Good Looking
C. The Majority
Tag: English Jokes for Kids
English Jokes
A horse walks into a restaurant.
The host says, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “Sure!”
English Jokes
The boss forwards an email to the assistant with a note. Please figure out if this message is from my tailor or from the lawyer.
The message:
Your suit is ready. Trial on Friday.
English Jokes
Dad: Hi, Siri!
<No response>
After 1 minute:
Dad: Hey, Siri!
<Still no response>
Son: Dad, Siri doesn’t care!
- Original joke by Ishaan Kaila
English Jokes, puns, Quotes and one lIners
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don’t know. Don’t care.
puns
Working in a mirror factory is something I can definitely see myself doing.
English Jokes
Do you know why it is “Love thy neighbour” and not “Love thy roommate”?
Jesus never needed to worry about real estate prices.
- Original Joke by Ishaan Kaila