Flip – What is green and not heavy?
Flop -Light green!
English Jokes, puns
Tag: English Jokes for Kids
puns
A Mexican man says to his friends: “I can disappear in three seconds”
Uno… dos… and then he disappears without a tres!
English Jokes
My friend wrote a book on “How to make MONEY!”
He wanted to self-publish and asked me to help get funds.
I suggested he should read his book.
English Jokes
I can’t do small talk.
I just asked the lady cutting my hair what she does for a living.
- From the Twitter of @Momjeansplease
English Jokes
There are three kinds of people in the world:
A. The Intelligent
B. The Good Looking
C. The Majority
English Jokes
A horse walks into a restaurant.
The host says, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “Sure!”
English Jokes
The boss forwards an email to the assistant with a note. Please figure out if this message is from my tailor or from the lawyer.
The message:
Your suit is ready. Trial on Friday.